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“Life na turn by turn no mean say he go reach your turn”, Nigerians Share Hilarious ‘De-Motivational’ Quotes, See Them Here

December 14, 2021
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“Life na turn by turn no mean say he go reach your turn”, Nigerians Share Hilarious ‘De-Motivational’ Quotes, See Them Here
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Nigerians have taken to social media to share some words of wisdom, but in a rather unusual way.

It all started when controversial social media influencer, Omotara Akanni asked her followers to provide some demotivational quotes.

‘I need de-motivational quotes, drop am If you get’, she tweeted.

This request was met by humorous replies from Nigerians.

The News Beam have put together some of the funniest demotivational quotes.

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See them below:

If you snooze better sleep you no be machine

— shybwoy_dre Inc (@Bwoyy_dre) December 14, 2021

Life na turn by turn no mean say e go reach ur turn

— Humble ?? (@Humble_311) December 14, 2021

The best things in life are actually really expensive.

— Alabi Bọ́lọ́rundúró (@the_Lawrenz) December 14, 2021

If life knocks you down, please stay down, you don try. You cannot do it

— Kayniz (@Kayniz01) December 14, 2021

What doesn’t kill you na luck you get oh..
No try am next time.. hin fit kill you next time oh..

— lifeissostrict (@lifeisstrict) December 14, 2021

Motto wey splash you water today fit jam you tomrw ???

— O.T (@tosinOloko_) December 14, 2021

The fact say you dey suffer in silence no mean say you go make an
You fit die in silence sef

— Mayokun Okeshanu (@King_MayorBlack) December 14, 2021

He that fight and run away

Them go still beat am another day…this time e go die

— Sapele Water ? (@Billy_Fave) December 14, 2021

Person wey trek today fit be disable tomorrow

— Zenzen ? (@iam_zenzen) December 14, 2021

Child wey go lost go lost, no need to dey look road

— MR AHMED ?? (@UncleMohamz) December 14, 2021

She break up with you today no mean say you go get money tomorrow, you fit later become her boyfriend dry cleaner ????

— OLLY INTERIORS ?? (@Ollie0204) December 14, 2021

Are you going thru a hard time pls go thru it it's your turn

Nd if you feel like giving up abeg give up u self don try pic.twitter.com/RdGr4U85ME

— A War⚔️⚔️?️ (@QunJenny) December 14, 2021

Go hard or go home
Alaye go home and rest!

— Alákè of Osun?♥️? (@SolapeFabule) December 14, 2021

Who dey manage small today fit nor get at all tomorrow.

— ?15 ? (@DailyWaterZ) December 14, 2021

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You no get today no mean say you go get tomorrow

— KUNMI》?《 (@kunmi_jr) December 14, 2021

If you snooze better sleep you no be machine

— shybwoy_dre Inc (@Bwoyy_dre) December 14, 2021

Please keep in mind that none of these quotes are meant to be taken seriously. They are merely for a little fun and laughter.

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