Popular Nigeria TV host, Denrele Edun, has narrated his worst sex nightmare as a young adult.
In an Instagram post, Denrele, shared a story of how his mother walked in on him while having sex with his girlfriend.
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I was 18.
When it comes to my list of WORST SEX Nightmares, My MUM walking in on me probably tops the list!
I was dating one of the hottest girls in my hood (Ebute Metta) then, but my Mum was unimpressed! She just couldn’t stand the sight of the girl but I didn’t give a flying f**k!
I was 18 and damn well was gonna enjoy adolescence.
One fateful Tuesday (after so much strategic planning), I had arranged for this chic to meet me up at the house.
6:30PM sharp!
My Dad & younger sisters would have gone to Choir Practice, My Grandma & evil cousins were at Bible Study and my Mum would have gone to her MFM Prayer Warrior Service.
Baby girl & I were going to do the “Deed” after weeks of endless “Petting,” “Making Out” & “Groping Genitalia”!
Long story cut short; We were going at “it” in the dimly lit living room when my Mum walked in on us.
“SHIT!” as we jumped off each other. Me scrambling to wear my pants & my babe covering her full breasts to my Mum’s glaring disapproval & disgust.
“So this is what you’ve been coming to do in this house”, my Mum said calmly to her. (Tiwa Savage style).
Omo, I stood tall & faced her. I was 18. I could talk back.
“She came to greet me. Why aren’t you in church?” I retorted.
My Mum muttered something in her Indian dialect & left.
I knew trouble was brewing but HIAN! Baby girl on the other hand, was shaking so bad. Saw her off to the junction & she went home.
Fast forward to a few months after; I had planned a massive party in the area with another friend of mine (Late Abass, RIP) & as it was my 1ST Year in Unilag, turnout was MADT! Peeps were making copies of the IVs & we were feeling FLY!
Halfway into the Rave, my Mum walked in & I could sense something was amiss but was caught up rocking babes on the dance floor.
My Mum took the Microphone from the DJ & faced the crowd.
Omo, She FINISHED me that night! She spoke about my bedwetting back in the day, my lazy antics…
In short, she OPEN my Yansh, De-REP me FINISH! I was so embarrassed.
Her parting shot;
“You have 5 mins to finish whatever nonsense you’re doing here & come wash the dirty dishes you left in the backyard!”.
I’m laughing now but Mehn, it wasn’t funny then!
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