Monday, February 6, 2023
  • Login
No Result
View All Result
The News Beam
  • Home
  • News
    • Politics
    • Business & Economy
    • Sports
    • Entertainment
    • Global
  • Development
    • Health
    • Education
    • MGDs
    • Development Agencies
  • Your Community
    • CDAs
    • LGAs
    • Projects
    • Community Champions
  • The Entrepreneur
    • Street Money
    • SMEs
    • Youthprenuers
    • Agriprenuers
    • Capacity Building
  • Specials
    • Lifestyle
    • Relationships
    • Books & Arts
    • Faith
    • Teens World
    • Guest Columnists
The News Beam
  • Home
  • News
    • Politics
    • Business & Economy
    • Sports
    • Entertainment
    • Global
  • Development
    • Health
    • Education
    • MGDs
    • Development Agencies
  • Your Community
    • CDAs
    • LGAs
    • Projects
    • Community Champions
  • The Entrepreneur
    • Street Money
    • SMEs
    • Youthprenuers
    • Agriprenuers
    • Capacity Building
  • Specials
    • Lifestyle
    • Relationships
    • Books & Arts
    • Faith
    • Teens World
    • Guest Columnists
No Result
View All Result
The News Beam
Home SPECIALS Lifestyle

“When we were having Sex…”

June 10, 2021
in Lifestyle, Relationships
Reading Time: 3 mins read
0
A A
0
Share on FacebookShare on Twitter

Popular Nigeria TV host, Denrele Edun, has narrated his worst sex nightmare as a young adult.

In an Instagram post, Denrele, shared a story of how his mother walked in on him while having sex with his girlfriend.

***     ***    ***     *** ***     ***    ***     ***

I was 18.

When it comes to my list of WORST SEX Nightmares, My MUM walking in on me probably tops the list!

I was dating one of the hottest girls in my hood (Ebute Metta) then, but my Mum was unimpressed! She just couldn’t stand the sight of the girl but I didn’t give a flying f**k!

I was 18 and damn well was gonna enjoy adolescence.

One fateful Tuesday (after so much strategic planning), I had arranged for this chic to meet me up at the house.

6:30PM sharp!

My Dad & younger sisters would have gone to Choir Practice, My Grandma & evil cousins were at Bible Study and my Mum would have gone to her MFM Prayer Warrior Service.

Baby girl & I were going to do the “Deed” after weeks of endless “Petting,” “Making Out” & “Groping Genitalia”!

Long story cut short; We were going at “it” in the dimly lit living room when my Mum walked in on us.

“SHIT!” as we jumped off each other. Me scrambling to wear my pants & my babe covering her full breasts to my Mum’s glaring disapproval & disgust.

“So this is what you’ve been coming to do in this house”, my Mum said calmly to her. (Tiwa Savage style).

Omo, I stood tall & faced her. I was 18. I could talk back.

“She came to greet me. Why aren’t you in church?” I retorted.

My Mum muttered something in her Indian dialect & left.

I knew trouble was brewing but HIAN! Baby girl on the other hand, was shaking so bad. Saw her off to the junction & she went home.

Fast forward to a few months after; I had planned a massive party in the area with another friend of mine (Late Abass, RIP) & as it was my 1ST Year in Unilag, turnout was MADT! Peeps were making copies of the IVs & we were feeling FLY!

Halfway into the Rave, my Mum walked in & I could sense something was amiss but was caught up rocking babes on the dance floor.

My Mum took the Microphone from the DJ & faced the crowd.

Omo, She FINISHED me that night! She spoke about my bedwetting back in the day, my lazy antics…

In short, she OPEN my Yansh, De-REP me FINISH! I was so embarrassed.

Her parting shot;

“You have 5 mins to finish whatever nonsense you’re doing here & come wash the dirty dishes you left in the backyard!”.

I’m laughing now but Mehn, it wasn’t funny then!

Ever been caught? Share!

READ ALSO; Meet Woman Who Breaks World Record by Giving Birth to 10 Babies At Once

Tags: Denrele EdunSex
ShareTweetSend
Previous Post

Buhari Orders Security Operatives To Shoot Anyone Wielding AK-47

Next Post

Court Sentence Man to Jail For Slapping French President

Related Posts

Sex: Ladies share virginity challenges
Relationships

Sex: Ladies share virginity challenges

November 12, 2022
135
12 Habits for Successful Life
SPECIALS

12 Habits for Successful Life

August 27, 2022
60
Why Marriage Helps People Generate More Wealth
SPECIALS

Why Married Men should stay away from Porn-Relationship expert

August 14, 2022
88
Why Marriage Helps People Generate More Wealth
Relationships

Why Marriage Helps People Generate More Wealth

June 21, 2022
53
Sex
Relationships

Is Sex Good for Headache?

June 10, 2022
70
Sex
Relationships

How Gratitude Enhances Sex in Marriage

May 25, 2022
88
Next Post
Court Sentence Man to Jail For Slapping French President

Court Sentence Man to Jail For Slapping French President

See US Reaction to Twitter Ban in Nigeria

See US Reaction to Twitter Ban in Nigeria

Leave a Reply Cancel reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

I agree to the Terms & Conditions and Privacy Policy.

  • Trending
  • Comments
  • Latest
How to Apply for the N25 Billion Youth Investment Fund of the Federal Govt

How to Apply for the N25 Billion Youth Investment Fund of the Federal Govt

October 16, 2020
Covid-19: See List of Vaccination Centers in Lagos State

Covid-19: See List of Vaccination Centers in Lagos State

August 19, 2021
Banks suffer 11% reduction in new loans as customers resist interest rate hike

CBN reveals 9 Business Categories that recorded Increased Activity This Month

9
BREAKING ! How Hurriedly installed Application Saved Central Bank of Nigeria website from 'Anonymous' hack

BREAKING ! How Hurriedly installed Application Saved Central Bank of Nigeria website from ‘Anonymous’ hack

7
REVEALED! Bank officials hiding new notes behind old notes

REVEALED! Bank officials hiding new notes behind old notes

February 4, 2023
Banks suffer 11% reduction in new loans as customers resist interest rate hike

Shortage of New Naira notes: Emefiele begs Nigerians, says CBN addressing supply hiccups

February 3, 2023

Categories

  • Agriprenuers (12)
  • Books & Arts (7)
  • Business & Economy (436)
  • Capacity Building (25)
  • CDAs (2)
  • Community Champions (1)
  • Crime (196)
  • DEVELOPMENT (74)
  • Development Agencies (109)
  • Economy (318)
  • Education (192)
  • Entertainment (405)
  • Faith (55)
  • Finance (339)
  • Global (103)
  • Guest Columnists (17)
  • Health (242)
  • Health (56)
  • Industry (149)
  • LGAs (1)
  • Lifestyle (98)
  • MGDs (10)
  • News (2,298)
  • Politics (374)
  • Projects (2)
  • Relationships (70)
  • Security (164)
  • SMEs (15)
  • SPECIALS (87)
  • Sports (311)
  • Street Money (9)
  • Tech (138)
  • Teens World (3)
  • The Entrepreneur (26)
  • Uncategorized (70)
  • Your Community (33)
  • Youthprenuers (14)
No Result
View All Result
News
Politics
Business & Economy
Sports
Entertainment
Global

Development

Health
Education
MGDs
Development Agencies

Your Community

CDAs
LGAs
Projects
Community Champions

The Entrepreneur

Street Money
SMEs
Youthprenuers
Agriprenuers
Capacity Building

Specials

Lifestyle
Relationships
Books & Arts
Faith
Teens World
Guest Columnists

Follow Us

  • About Us
  • Contact Us
  • Terms of Usage
  • Privacy Policy
  • Advert Rates
  • Newsletters
  • Resources
  • Submit a Story
No Result
View All Result
  • Home
  • News
    • Politics
    • Business & Economy
    • Sports
    • Entertainment
    • Global
  • Development
    • Health
    • Education
    • MGDs
    • Development Agencies
  • Your Community
    • CDAs
    • LGAs
    • Projects
    • Community Champions
  • The Entrepreneur
    • Street Money
    • SMEs
    • Youthprenuers
    • Agriprenuers
    • Capacity Building
  • Specials
    • Lifestyle
    • Relationships
    • Books & Arts
    • Faith
    • Teens World
    • Guest Columnists
  • Login

© 2020 The News Beam is the highest circulated and most read newspaper in Nigeria. The online portal of The News Beam is the most visited website in the world.

Welcome Back!

Login to your account below

Forgotten Password?

Retrieve your password

Please enter your username or email address to reset your password.

Log In
This website uses cookies. By continuing to use this website you are giving consent to cookies being used. Visit our Privacy and Cookie Policy.

Subscribe With The News Beam